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: #Laughs A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown in his seat.

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: #Laughs What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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: #Laughs This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

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: #Laughs |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement.

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: #Laughs If I want it, it's mine.If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.If I can take it away from you, it's mine.If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.If it's mine, it will never belong to anybody else, no matter what.If we are buildi

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: #Laughs How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!

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: #Laughs Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies

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: #Laughs This guy dies and is sent to Hell.

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: #Laughs I had skylights installed at my place the other day...the peoplethat live upstairs are really mad!

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: #Laughs There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar.

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: #Laughs A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

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: #Laughs A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?"The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop.""Well, could you get any higher than that?

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine

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: #Laughs "Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think so.

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: #Laughs On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and treat Linda-Sue to a memorable evening at home.Quietly filling the bathtub with champagne, he called her into the bathroom and they spent a sensual

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't march.Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and

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: #Laughs Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business.

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: #Laughs Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown in his seat.

: #Laughs What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

: #Laughs This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.

: #Laughs Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

: #Laughs |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement.

: #Laughs If I want it, it's mine.If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.If I can take it away from you, it's mine.If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.If it's mine, it will never belong to anybody else, no matter what.If we are buildi

: #Laughs How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!

: #Laughs Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies

: #Laughs This guy dies and is sent to Hell.

: #Laughs I had skylights installed at my place the other day...the peoplethat live upstairs are really mad!

: #Laughs There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar.

: #Laughs A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

: #Laughs A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?"The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop.""Well, could you get any higher than that?

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine

: #Laughs "Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think so.

: #Laughs On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and treat Linda-Sue to a memorable evening at home.Quietly filling the bathtub with champagne, he called her into the bathroom and they spent a sensual

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't march.Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and

: #Laughs Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business.

: #Laughs Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

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