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: #Laughs If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?You'd make a lovely corpse!I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without

: #Laughs |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters.In the end, the Syrians lost over 80 planes and had a number of SAM batteries knocked out, while the Israelis lost no planes.Sometime later, t

: #Laughs |A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer," the man began, "I can explain""Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

: #Laughs Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets.

: #Laughs It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.

: #Laughs Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies, "My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln.

: #Laughs A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being.

: #Laughs A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
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