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: #Laughs Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.

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: #Laughs A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.

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: #Laughs |Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n.

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: #Laughs If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.

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: #Laughs Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary.

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: #Laughs Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!

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: #Laughs A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10.

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!

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: #Laughs Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, publicly accused her neighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar. George stared at her for a moment, and said

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: #Laughs What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

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: #Laughs What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !

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: #Laughs The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff

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: #Laughs The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a baseball game.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !

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: #Laughs One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to wr

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: #Laughs A lady on an airliner was reading her bible.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.

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: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?

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: #Laughs |For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known foreign language expression, change a single letter, and provide a definition for the new expression.

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: #Laughs What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!

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: #Laughs Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.

: #Laughs A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.

: #Laughs |Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n.

: #Laughs If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.

: #Laughs Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary.

: #Laughs Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!

: #Laughs A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10.

: #Laughs What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!

: #Laughs Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, publicly accused her neighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar. George stared at her for a moment, and said

: #Laughs What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

: #Laughs What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !

: #Laughs The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff

: #Laughs The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a baseball game.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !

: #Laughs One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to wr

: #Laughs A lady on an airliner was reading her bible.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.

: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?

: #Laughs |For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known foreign language expression, change a single letter, and provide a definition for the new expression.

: #Laughs What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!

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