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: #Laughs Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head.

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: #Laughs One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get underway.

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: #Laughs What is red and has seven dents?Snow White's cherry!

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: #Laughs A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her.

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: #Laughs A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry."I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the eldest daughter.

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: #Laughs Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time there lived a king.

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: #Laughs |Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but you!

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: #Laughs A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.

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: #Laughs Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton panties...Bad girls don't wear any.Good girls

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: #Laughs What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

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: #Laughs Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - 0,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

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: #Laughs Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on bar

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: #Laughs The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

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: #Laughs What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.

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: #Laughs What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

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: #Laughs What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !

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: #Laughs TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX....10.

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: #Laughs Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head.

: #Laughs One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get underway.

: #Laughs What is red and has seven dents?Snow White's cherry!

: #Laughs A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her.

: #Laughs A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry."I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the eldest daughter.

: #Laughs Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident.

: #Laughs Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

: #Laughs Once upon a time there lived a king.

: #Laughs |Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!

: #Laughs What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but you!

: #Laughs A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.

: #Laughs Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton panties...Bad girls don't wear any.Good girls

: #Laughs What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

: #Laughs Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - 0,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

: #Laughs Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on bar

: #Laughs The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

: #Laughs What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.

: #Laughs What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

: #Laughs What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !

: #Laughs TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX....10.

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