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: #Laughs Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

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: #Laughs A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows.

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: #Laughs There were these three little old ladies sitting on a park bench minding their own business when suddenly a flasher jumped in front of them and exposed himself...the first old lady had a stroke...the second old lady had a stroke...bu

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: #Laughs Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

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: #Laughs A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Candice ! Candice who ? Candice get any better !

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: #Laughs This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in Asia.

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: #Laughs A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now.

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn't

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: #Laughs "I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than cancer?" his friend asked.

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: #Laughs How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!

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: #Laughs At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

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: #Laughs An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined by the State Department.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.

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: #Laughs Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.

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: #Laughs From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY.

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: #Laughs A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set.

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: #Laughs What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

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: #Laughs Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

: #Laughs A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows.

: #Laughs There were these three little old ladies sitting on a park bench minding their own business when suddenly a flasher jumped in front of them and exposed himself...the first old lady had a stroke...the second old lady had a stroke...bu

: #Laughs Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

: #Laughs A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Candice ! Candice who ? Candice get any better !

: #Laughs This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in Asia.

: #Laughs A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now.

: #Laughs A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn't

: #Laughs "I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than cancer?" his friend asked.

: #Laughs How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!

: #Laughs At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

: #Laughs An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined by the State Department.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.

: #Laughs Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.

: #Laughs From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY.

: #Laughs A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set.

: #Laughs What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

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