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: #Laughs The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses for the taxpayers.

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: #Laughs |Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park.

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: #Laughs Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one.

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: #Laughs You know how most packages say "Open here".

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: #Laughs "I'm going fishing." Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.""It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern c

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: #Laughs Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.

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: #Laughs Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"

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: #Laughs Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries

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: #Laughs |It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes that average marriages have a 50% chance of ending by divorce.

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: #Laughs A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at

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: #Laughs The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang.

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: #Laughs |I had a dream the other night.

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: #Laughs What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal

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: #Laughs After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination.When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place

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: #Laughs A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; "Get gas and free sex here".

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: #Laughs A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life.

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: #Laughs A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet.

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: #Laughs The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses for the taxpayers.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs |Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park.

: #Laughs Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one.

: #Laughs You know how most packages say "Open here".

: #Laughs "I'm going fishing." Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.""It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern c

: #Laughs Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer.

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.

: #Laughs Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"

: #Laughs Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries

: #Laughs |It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes that average marriages have a 50% chance of ending by divorce.

: #Laughs A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at

: #Laughs The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang.

: #Laughs |I had a dream the other night.

: #Laughs What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal

: #Laughs After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination.When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place

: #Laughs A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; "Get gas and free sex here".

: #Laughs A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life.

: #Laughs A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet.

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