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: #Laughs It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

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: #Laughs What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.

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: #Laughs A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toiletfor the morning's relief, and neglected to notice that the seat was up.When she sat, s

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: #Laughs How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!

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: #Laughs How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !

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: #Laughs Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer.

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: #Laughs How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .

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: #Laughs A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

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: #Laughs |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

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: #Laughs Tips on Love (by kids, 5-10 years of age):WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? "Eighty-four, Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom."(Judy, 8)"Once I'm done with ki

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: #Laughs Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy.

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: #Laughs A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes, I found it very absorbing.

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: #Laughs There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine.

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: #Laughs What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash.

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: #Laughs Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the health food.

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: #Laughs The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer's Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline No sir, the government does not want you to pay your taxes in pennies.

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: #Laughs A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car.'Still no answer to his prayers.

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: #Laughs It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

: #Laughs What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.

: #Laughs A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toiletfor the morning's relief, and neglected to notice that the seat was up.When she sat, s

: #Laughs How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

: #Laughs What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!

: #Laughs How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !

: #Laughs Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer.

: #Laughs How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .

: #Laughs A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

: #Laughs |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

: #Laughs Tips on Love (by kids, 5-10 years of age):WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? "Eighty-four, Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom."(Judy, 8)"Once I'm done with ki

: #Laughs Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy.

: #Laughs A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes, I found it very absorbing.

: #Laughs There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine.

: #Laughs What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash.

: #Laughs Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the health food.

: #Laughs The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer's Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline No sir, the government does not want you to pay your taxes in pennies.

: #Laughs A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car.'Still no answer to his prayers.

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