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: #Laughs |Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" protested his mother.

: #Laughs |These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

: #Laughs Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get him.

: #Laughs Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

: #Laughs A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other end of the phone said, "My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can't get them apart."The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them

: #Laughs There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell.Halfway through the flight the plane had engine trouble, the pilot warned the girls to assume the crash position, just in case they wen

: #Laughs A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?" The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example.

: #Laughs How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first

: #Laughs From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...

: #Laughs I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breastsI can get where I want to - north, south, east or westI don't get wasted after only 2 beers
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