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: #Laughs Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

: #Laughs Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees".

: #Laughs |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"Herman: "Hmm.

: #Laughs "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles.

: #Laughs |Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The policeman said, "What's he like?"Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"

: #Laughs Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating everyaspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive98, asuite of applica

: #Laughs Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

: #Laughs How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub withbrightly colored machine tools.
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