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: #Laughs What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.

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: #Laughs The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad attitude.

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: #Laughs Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!

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: #Laughs A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Chuck ! Chuck who ? Chuck in a sandwich for lunch

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: #Laughs How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of them.

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: #Laughs A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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: #Laughs The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old.

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: #Laughs The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills of a grassy plain.

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: #Laughs What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !

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: #Laughs The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her.

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: #Laughs |It was general question time on the "Top of the World" quiz show and the host first asked the Hungarian contestant: "Complete this line of a song and spell your answer - Old MacDonald had a ...." The Hungarian answered quickly: "Station - S T A T

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: #Laughs Airport immigration......NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

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: #Laughs |A farmer was milking his cow.

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: #Laughs There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole.

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: #Laughs There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war".

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: #Laughs If Dear Abby Was A Man...Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

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: #Laughs Patient: Tell me, doctor.

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: #Laughs I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

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: #Laughs What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.

: #Laughs The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad attitude.

: #Laughs Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!

: #Laughs A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Chuck ! Chuck who ? Chuck in a sandwich for lunch

: #Laughs How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of them.

: #Laughs A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota.

: #Laughs Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

: #Laughs The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old.

: #Laughs The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills of a grassy plain.

: #Laughs What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !

: #Laughs The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her.

: #Laughs |It was general question time on the "Top of the World" quiz show and the host first asked the Hungarian contestant: "Complete this line of a song and spell your answer - Old MacDonald had a ...." The Hungarian answered quickly: "Station - S T A T

: #Laughs Airport immigration......NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

: #Laughs |A farmer was milking his cow.

: #Laughs There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole.

: #Laughs There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war".

: #Laughs If Dear Abby Was A Man...Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

: #Laughs Patient: Tell me, doctor.

: #Laughs I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

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