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: #Laughs A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

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: #Laughs Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !

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: #Laughs Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch.

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V.

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: #Laughs A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !

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: #Laughs Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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: #Laughs The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl.

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: #Laughs How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!

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: #Laughs |Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street.

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: #Laughs |"And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession.

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: #Laughs A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".

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: #Laughs How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!

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: #Laughs Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

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: #Laughs Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.

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: #Laughs Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,"I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!""Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes youlook less attractive.""I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?""

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: #Laughs How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !

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: #Laughs A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours the other shot in his hand, the man did this 3 times before the bartender finally asks him ----why is it you drink 1 shot and pour the other in your hand.The m

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: #Laughs A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

: #Laughs Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !

: #Laughs Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch.

: #Laughs A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V.

: #Laughs A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon.

: #Laughs What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !

: #Laughs Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

: #Laughs The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl.

: #Laughs How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!

: #Laughs |Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street.

: #Laughs |"And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession.

: #Laughs A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".

: #Laughs How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!

: #Laughs Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

: #Laughs Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.

: #Laughs Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,"I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!""Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes youlook less attractive.""I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?""

: #Laughs How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !

: #Laughs A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours the other shot in his hand, the man did this 3 times before the bartender finally asks him ----why is it you drink 1 shot and pour the other in your hand.The m

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