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: #Laughs There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

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: #Laughs Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?" "No," says Carlos.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

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: #Laughs By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken.

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: #Laughs Some of life's truisms...Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

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: #Laughs Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.

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: #Laughs Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

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: #Laughs |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932.

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: #Laughs "Well, Mrs.

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: #Laughs What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !

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: #Laughs I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money

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: #Laughs |What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like

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: #Laughs How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!

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: #Laughs One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.

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: #Laughs What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys and lead in their feet.Well I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into

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: #Laughs How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? - Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out.

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: #Laughs What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !

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: #Laughs A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to in

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: #Laughs There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

: #Laughs Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?" "No," says Carlos.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

: #Laughs By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken.

: #Laughs Some of life's truisms...Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

: #Laughs Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.

: #Laughs Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

: #Laughs |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932.

: #Laughs "Well, Mrs.

: #Laughs What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !

: #Laughs I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money

: #Laughs |What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like

: #Laughs How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!

: #Laughs One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.

: #Laughs What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys and lead in their feet.Well I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into

: #Laughs How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? - Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out.

: #Laughs What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !

: #Laughs A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to in

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