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: #Laughs What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !

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: #Laughs Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.

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: #Laughs New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.

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: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One.

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: #Laughs TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It's the new math 7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes 6.9999831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside 5.9999835137 Redefining the PC -- and Mat

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: #Laughs Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not yet had our first husband-wife argument.If we have a difference of any kind, and I am right, Jim nods and accepts my opinion.

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: #Laughs What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy

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: #Laughs An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died.

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: #Laughs First Witch: I like your toad.

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: #Laughs How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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: #Laughs Adding Up by Juan & Juan

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: #Laughs Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as he always does whenMary Clancey came up to him in tears."What's bothering you so, dear?" inquired Farther O'Grady."Oh, father, I've got terrible news." R

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: #Laughs It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.

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: #Laughs Some fun rules1.

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: #Laughs Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.

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: #Laughs A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine.

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: #Laughs A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated virtually all our visibility."The passengers were numb with fear,

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: #Laughs Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor.She then invited him to have a seat while she

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: #Laughs What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !

: #Laughs Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.

: #Laughs New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.

: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One.

: #Laughs TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It's the new math 7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes 6.9999831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside 5.9999835137 Redefining the PC -- and Mat

: #Laughs Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not yet had our first husband-wife argument.If we have a difference of any kind, and I am right, Jim nods and accepts my opinion.

: #Laughs What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.

: #Laughs Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

: #Laughs What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy

: #Laughs An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died.

: #Laughs First Witch: I like your toad.

: #Laughs How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

: #Laughs Adding Up by Juan & Juan

: #Laughs Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as he always does whenMary Clancey came up to him in tears."What's bothering you so, dear?" inquired Farther O'Grady."Oh, father, I've got terrible news." R

: #Laughs It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.

: #Laughs Some fun rules1.

: #Laughs Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.

: #Laughs A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine.

: #Laughs A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated virtually all our visibility."The passengers were numb with fear,

: #Laughs Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor.She then invited him to have a seat while she

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