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: #Laughs You're a redneck if...-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors-Your age is higher than your I.Q.-Your favorite pickup line is "Does

: #Laughs Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don't worry about poor old me.

: #Laughs "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. "Did he get anything." his mates asked. "yeah, a broken jaw and six teeth knocked out.

: #Laughs |OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kickOLD SOLDIERS never die, they just fade awayOLD SOLDIERS never die, they just smell that wayOLD SOLDIERS never die, young ones d

: #Laughs Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

: #Laughs Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes,but if they take the cigarettes with them, theywill get soaked.

: #Laughs I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount of black sediment in the bottom of the cup.

: #Laughs Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?"Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-a United States.

: #Laughs A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk."How much is that television set?" she asks."Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," the clerk said.So, the girl walks out.

: #Laughs A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read:"Our Staff will stuff your Stiff."Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls resp

: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.
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