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: #Laughs |An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount of building material.

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: #Laughs The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel.

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: #Laughs |My computer broke down.

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: #Laughs 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women...

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo? In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the Latin name underneath.

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: #Laughs I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of constant problems:- A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile select

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: #Laughs "Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain.

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: #Laughs "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take two."

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: #Laughs What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.

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: #Laughs Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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: #Laughs An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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: #Laughs |What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do snowmen wear on their heads?Ice caps!What's an ig?An eskimo's home without a loo!What do snowmen eat for lunch?Icebergers!Where do snowmen go to danc

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones.

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: #Laughs A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven.

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: #Laughs A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes whodied January 3, 1803.

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: #Laughs Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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: #Laughs The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat.

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: #Laughs Top 20 Sayings We'd Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Posters:1.

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: #Laughs |An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount of building material.

: #Laughs The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel.

: #Laughs |My computer broke down.

: #Laughs 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women...

: #Laughs Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo? In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the Latin name underneath.

: #Laughs I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of constant problems:- A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile select

: #Laughs "Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain.

: #Laughs "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take two."

: #Laughs What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.

: #Laughs Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

: #Laughs An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck.

: #Laughs How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

: #Laughs |What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do snowmen wear on their heads?Ice caps!What's an ig?An eskimo's home without a loo!What do snowmen eat for lunch?Icebergers!Where do snowmen go to danc

: #Laughs A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones.

: #Laughs A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven.

: #Laughs A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes whodied January 3, 1803.

: #Laughs Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

: #Laughs The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat.

: #Laughs Top 20 Sayings We'd Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Posters:1.

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