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: #Laughs The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistible urge to fuck in the mud...

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A whine cellar

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.

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: #Laughs New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet.

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: #Laughs What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor

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: #Laughs A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his mother The young boy answered " The other day, Daddy wastalking to someone on the phone,

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: #Laughs There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.Well he rubbed the bottle and the genie said, "I'll grant you one wish".So the mexican says - "ok, I wanna be white and I wanna be surrounded by a pu

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: #Laughs 20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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: #Laughs The medics rush Mr.

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: #Laughs O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.

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: #Laughs A man's house is on fire.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included

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: #Laughs What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''

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: #Laughs We painted our floor with luminous paint.

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: #Laughs Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

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: #Laughs Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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: #Laughs Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

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: #Laughs What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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: #Laughs The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistible urge to fuck in the mud...

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A whine cellar

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.

: #Laughs New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet.

: #Laughs What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor

: #Laughs A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his mother The young boy answered " The other day, Daddy wastalking to someone on the phone,

: #Laughs There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.Well he rubbed the bottle and the genie said, "I'll grant you one wish".So the mexican says - "ok, I wanna be white and I wanna be surrounded by a pu

: #Laughs 20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !

: #Laughs QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

: #Laughs The medics rush Mr.

: #Laughs O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.

: #Laughs A man's house is on fire.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included

: #Laughs What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''

: #Laughs We painted our floor with luminous paint.

: #Laughs Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

: #Laughs Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

: #Laughs Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

: #Laughs What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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