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: #Laughs The following are actual incidents reported...#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.

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: #Laughs Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?Defendant: Yes, I do.

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: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

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: #Laughs A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor.

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: #Laughs A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

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: #Laughs |A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

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: #Laughs A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.

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: #Laughs How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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: #Laughs Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!

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: #Laughs An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to op

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!

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: #Laughs What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.

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: #Laughs |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Water-skis on his sleighNever have a white ChristmasWhen you in Melbourne liveWearing hot pants on the beachWhen you your presents

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: #Laughs Pay back time for the ladies!1.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around.

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: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.

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: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!

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: #Laughs What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!

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: #Laughs A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.

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: #Laughs The following are actual incidents reported...#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.

: #Laughs Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?Defendant: Yes, I do.

: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

: #Laughs A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor.

: #Laughs A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

: #Laughs |A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

: #Laughs A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.

: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.

: #Laughs How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

: #Laughs Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!

: #Laughs An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to op

: #Laughs Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!

: #Laughs What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.

: #Laughs |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Water-skis on his sleighNever have a white ChristmasWhen you in Melbourne liveWearing hot pants on the beachWhen you your presents

: #Laughs Pay back time for the ladies!1.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around.

: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.

: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!

: #Laughs What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!

: #Laughs A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.

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