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: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the backof his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

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: #Laughs I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and "sir do you have a extra .00, my wife needs an operation that costs 00.00.

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: #Laughs Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

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: #Laughs There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his bike and fell.

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: #Laughs A blond walks into a bar.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

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: #Laughs Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down.

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: #Laughs Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant.

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: #Laughs A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other.

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: #Laughs Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats

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: #Laughs What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!

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: #Laughs What does "WIFE" stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment

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: #Laughs Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

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: #Laughs Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.

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: #Laughs Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr.

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: #Laughs Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!You know you're a redneck if your wife wants to take a bath but you have to move the transmision from the tub first.You know you're a red neck wh

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.

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: #Laughs Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!

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: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the backof his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

: #Laughs I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and "sir do you have a extra .00, my wife needs an operation that costs 00.00.

: #Laughs Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

: #Laughs There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his bike and fell.

: #Laughs A blond walks into a bar.

: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

: #Laughs Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down.

: #Laughs Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant.

: #Laughs A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other.

: #Laughs Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats

: #Laughs What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!

: #Laughs What does "WIFE" stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment

: #Laughs Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

: #Laughs Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.

: #Laughs Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr.

: #Laughs Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!You know you're a redneck if your wife wants to take a bath but you have to move the transmision from the tub first.You know you're a red neck wh

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.

: #Laughs Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!

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