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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

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: #Laughs Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.

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: #Laughs If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses!It's okay...I'm still billing the client."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management cours

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: #Laughs The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock" scrawled all over the blackboard.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !

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: #Laughs As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

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: #Laughs Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain.

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: #Laughs "Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk.

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: #Laughs Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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: #Laughs |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

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: #Laughs What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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: #Laughs How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes up.

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: #Laughs A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

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: #Laughs Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.

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: #Laughs A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

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: #Laughs Mom's Brownies Recipe...Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no."Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

: #Laughs Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.

: #Laughs If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses!It's okay...I'm still billing the client."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management cours

: #Laughs The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock" scrawled all over the blackboard.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !

: #Laughs As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

: #Laughs Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain.

: #Laughs "Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk.

: #Laughs Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!

: #Laughs |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

: #Laughs What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

: #Laughs How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes up.

: #Laughs A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

: #Laughs Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.

: #Laughs A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

: #Laughs Mom's Brownies Recipe...Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no."Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.

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