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: #Laughs How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up

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: #Laughs The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome.

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: #Laughs A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"

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: #Laughs Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons...#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline food #17 Same difference #16 Government organization #15 Sanitary landfill #14 Alone together #13 Business ethics #12 Sweet sorrow #11 Military intellige

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: #Laughs An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him.The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange and purple.

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: #Laughs |A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store.

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: #Laughs What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!

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: #Laughs |The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some Leading Papers' Coverage of Custer's MassacreVariety: "Custer Closes Out of Town"Pravda: "Big Red Victory."Sports Illustrated: "Indians Win Series"Women'

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: #Laughs |The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer.

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: #Laughs The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um...little sailor can't salute anymore.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.busfull.com? No, I'm afraid that one passed me by.

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: #Laughs What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved.

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: #Laughs A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.

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: #Laughs What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?

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: #Laughs How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!

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: #Laughs Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

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: #Laughs Public service announcements around the world.

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: #Laughs Rules To Live By...Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

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: #Laughs How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up

: #Laughs The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome.

: #Laughs A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"

: #Laughs Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons...#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline food #17 Same difference #16 Government organization #15 Sanitary landfill #14 Alone together #13 Business ethics #12 Sweet sorrow #11 Military intellige

: #Laughs An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him.The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange and purple.

: #Laughs |A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store.

: #Laughs What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!

: #Laughs |The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some Leading Papers' Coverage of Custer's MassacreVariety: "Custer Closes Out of Town"Pravda: "Big Red Victory."Sports Illustrated: "Indians Win Series"Women'

: #Laughs |The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer.

: #Laughs The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um...little sailor can't salute anymore.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.busfull.com? No, I'm afraid that one passed me by.

: #Laughs What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved.

: #Laughs A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.

: #Laughs What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?

: #Laughs How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!

: #Laughs Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

: #Laughs Public service announcements around the world.

: #Laughs Rules To Live By...Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

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