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: #Laughs Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Should we count them all by hand?If I do not like the count,I will simply throw them out.I will not let this vote count stand.I do not like them, AL G

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: #Laughs A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port: "I have missed you so much and I can't wait

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: #Laughs Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth.

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: #Laughs The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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: #Laughs Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty white glow from over-exposure to your computer monitor? How do you know if you're addicted to the Net and losing touch with reality? Take the Net Ad

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: #Laughs One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness.

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: #Laughs What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? "Depends."

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

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: #Laughs Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them.

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: #Laughs A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises.

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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: #Laughs You Just Might Be A Redneck If...You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

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: #Laughs |How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ...

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: #Laughs A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife.

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: #Laughs 'Father Christmas has two reindeer.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !

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: #Laughs What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !

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: #Laughs Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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: #Laughs Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Should we count them all by hand?If I do not like the count,I will simply throw them out.I will not let this vote count stand.I do not like them, AL G

: #Laughs A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port: "I have missed you so much and I can't wait

: #Laughs Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth.

: #Laughs The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

: #Laughs Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty white glow from over-exposure to your computer monitor? How do you know if you're addicted to the Net and losing touch with reality? Take the Net Ad

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: #Laughs One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness.

: #Laughs What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? "Depends."

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

: #Laughs Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them.

: #Laughs A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!

: #Laughs You Just Might Be A Redneck If...You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

: #Laughs |How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ...

: #Laughs A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife.

: #Laughs 'Father Christmas has two reindeer.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !

: #Laughs What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !

: #Laughs Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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