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: #Laughs Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky's new book1.

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: #Laughs Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!

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: #Laughs Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !

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: #Laughs There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market.

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: #Laughs My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and he used to tell me, when I was a little nipper, how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the hard work of blacksmithing.One story was how he had developed his arm a

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: #Laughs Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes.

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: #Laughs A young couple left the sex therapist's office determined to develop more effective body language."Alright," said the husband, "when I want sex, I'll rub your right breast.

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: #Laughs A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire.

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: #Laughs Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting in school.

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: #Laughs How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

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: #Laughs A little old lady had two monkeys for years.

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: #Laughs Some good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one!I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person.Are your parents cousins?Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.Nice

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading

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: #Laughs Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet.

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: #Laughs A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed.

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: #Laughs A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician.

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: #Laughs Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !

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: #Laughs Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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: #Laughs When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day

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: #Laughs Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky's new book1.

: #Laughs Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!

: #Laughs Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !

: #Laughs There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market.

: #Laughs My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and he used to tell me, when I was a little nipper, how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the hard work of blacksmithing.One story was how he had developed his arm a

: #Laughs Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes.

: #Laughs A young couple left the sex therapist's office determined to develop more effective body language."Alright," said the husband, "when I want sex, I'll rub your right breast.

: #Laughs A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire.

: #Laughs Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting in school.

: #Laughs How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

: #Laughs A little old lady had two monkeys for years.

: #Laughs Some good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one!I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person.Are your parents cousins?Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.Nice

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading

: #Laughs Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet.

: #Laughs A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed.

: #Laughs A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician.

: #Laughs Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !

: #Laughs Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

: #Laughs When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day

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