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: #Laughs A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.

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: #Laughs Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you.

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: #Laughs A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: "Tomorrow evening at approximately 2000 hours Halley's Comet will be visible in this area an event which occurs only every 75 years.

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: #Laughs Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair.

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: #Laughs What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag.

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: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client.

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: #Laughs What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.

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: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats andget prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants ifeveryone was buckled in and

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: #Laughs 15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1.

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: #Laughs How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.

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: #Laughs Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street.

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: #Laughs One day there was two boys playing by a stream.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !

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: #Laughs Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for .00.

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: #Laughs |John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan.

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: #Laughs Do you know the time ? No, we haven't met yet !

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: #Laughs It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo.

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: #Laughs What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!

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: #Laughs A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.

: #Laughs Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you.

: #Laughs A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: "Tomorrow evening at approximately 2000 hours Halley's Comet will be visible in this area an event which occurs only every 75 years.

: #Laughs Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair.

: #Laughs What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag.

: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client.

: #Laughs What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!

: #Laughs What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.

: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats andget prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants ifeveryone was buckled in and

: #Laughs 15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1.

: #Laughs How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.

: #Laughs Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street.

: #Laughs One day there was two boys playing by a stream.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !

: #Laughs Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for .00.

: #Laughs |John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan.

: #Laughs Do you know the time ? No, we haven't met yet !

: #Laughs It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo.

: #Laughs What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!

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