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: #Laughs Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,What can I do about my little brother? He's such a pest!A: Have you tried a flyswatter?Q: Dear Abby,My boss is a mean, unappreciative slave driver who

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: #Laughs A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the nurse takes him to the brain transplant wearhouse.On one side of the shelves are lined with brains marked 0.00 each.

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: #Laughs What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.

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: #Laughs What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !

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: #Laughs Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."

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: #Laughs An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.

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: #Laughs Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."

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: #Laughs A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.

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: #Laughs What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

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: #Laughs What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

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: #Laughs Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give her for her birthday, (as she has everything) as he tells of his dilema to his friend, his friend suggests that he tatoo her name on his sex organ.

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: #Laughs A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree.

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: #Laughs What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

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: #Laughs |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

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: #Laughs A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chocs ! Chocs who ? Chocs away !

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: #Laughs My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.

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: #Laughs What's a man's worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera.

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: #Laughs An insect falls into a mug of beer.

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: #Laughs Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion.

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: #Laughs Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,What can I do about my little brother? He's such a pest!A: Have you tried a flyswatter?Q: Dear Abby,My boss is a mean, unappreciative slave driver who

: #Laughs A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the nurse takes him to the brain transplant wearhouse.On one side of the shelves are lined with brains marked 0.00 each.

: #Laughs What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.

: #Laughs What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !

: #Laughs Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."

: #Laughs An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.

: #Laughs Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."

: #Laughs A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.

: #Laughs What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

: #Laughs What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

: #Laughs Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give her for her birthday, (as she has everything) as he tells of his dilema to his friend, his friend suggests that he tatoo her name on his sex organ.

: #Laughs A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree.

: #Laughs What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

: #Laughs |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

: #Laughs A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chocs ! Chocs who ? Chocs away !

: #Laughs My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.

: #Laughs What's a man's worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera.

: #Laughs An insect falls into a mug of beer.

: #Laughs Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion.

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