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: #Laughs |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.Cache - Needed when you go to da st

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: #Laughs A lady goes to the dentist.

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: #Laughs What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader.

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: #Laughs Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer.

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: #Laughs If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice.

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: #Laughs How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,coddle, excite, paci

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: #Laughs An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it.

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: #Laughs A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit.

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: #Laughs THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

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: #Laughs All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people.

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: #Laughs What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!

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: #Laughs Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp. Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation? Sammy: No.

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: #Laughs |Man Killed Repairing Truck - April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette -- James Burns, 34, of Alamo, Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police described as a "farm-type dump truck.

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: #Laughs The Shoplifter...A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store."Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"The

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: #Laughs How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!

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: #Laughs Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question? Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer?None.

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: #Laughs Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right.

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: #Laughs 1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.3...My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.4...To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.5...Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings"

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: #Laughs |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.Cache - Needed when you go to da st

: #Laughs A lady goes to the dentist.

: #Laughs What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader.

: #Laughs Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer.

: #Laughs If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice.

: #Laughs How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,coddle, excite, paci

: #Laughs An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it.

: #Laughs A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit.

: #Laughs THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

: #Laughs All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people.

: #Laughs What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!

: #Laughs Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp. Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation? Sammy: No.

: #Laughs |Man Killed Repairing Truck - April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette -- James Burns, 34, of Alamo, Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police described as a "farm-type dump truck.

: #Laughs The Shoplifter...A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store."Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"The

: #Laughs How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!

: #Laughs Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question? Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer?None.

: #Laughs Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right.

: #Laughs 1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.3...My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.4...To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.5...Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings"

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