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: #Laughs "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

: #Laughs |A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stretchy little ropes with hooks on each end) to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle, police said.

: #Laughs The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man's oldest friend bumped into him.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

: #Laughs |OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the typeOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte itOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompileOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with

: #Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

: #Laughs What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? For flossing after eating.

: #Laughs Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it.
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