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: #Laughs What is a man's best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for him.

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: #Laughs Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was a

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: #Laughs A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study.

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: #Laughs What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!

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: #Laughs I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla.

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: #Laughs |A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stretchy little ropes with hooks on each end) to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle, police said.

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: #Laughs I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.

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: #Laughs An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her car into the nearest self-service gas station.

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: #Laughs Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the week!"

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: #Laughs Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan.

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: #Laughs |A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.

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: #Laughs Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much.

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: #Laughs What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !

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: #Laughs Losing an Electric Drill by Andy Gadget

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: #Laughs Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his motherthought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.

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: #Laughs A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

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: #Laughs When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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: #Laughs What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

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: #Laughs A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"

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: #Laughs |An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

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: #Laughs What is a man's best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for him.

: #Laughs Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was a

: #Laughs A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study.

: #Laughs What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!

: #Laughs I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla.

: #Laughs |A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stretchy little ropes with hooks on each end) to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle, police said.

: #Laughs I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.

: #Laughs An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her car into the nearest self-service gas station.

: #Laughs Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the week!"

: #Laughs Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan.

: #Laughs |A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.

: #Laughs Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much.

: #Laughs What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !

: #Laughs Losing an Electric Drill by Andy Gadget

: #Laughs Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his motherthought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.

: #Laughs A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

: #Laughs When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them.

: #Laughs What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

: #Laughs A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"

: #Laughs |An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

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