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: #Laughs One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to kno

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: #Laughs The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS:8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"8:30 - "The Price is Right

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: #Laughs Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a problem.

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: #Laughs |Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling 0,000 to pay for his daughter's college education?As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I have ju

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: #Laughs Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now, pay later !

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: #Laughs |What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!

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: #Laughs A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2= (0.1$)^2= 0.01$= 1cHere $ means dollars and c means cents.

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: #Laughs One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

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: #Laughs |A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house.

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: #Laughs Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people.

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: #Laughs Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!

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: #Laughs What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !

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: #Laughs |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?" Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was

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: #Laughs What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.

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: #Laughs One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to kno

: #Laughs The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS:8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"8:30 - "The Price is Right

: #Laughs Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a problem.

: #Laughs |Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling 0,000 to pay for his daughter's college education?As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I have ju

: #Laughs Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now, pay later !

: #Laughs |What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!

: #Laughs A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

: #Laughs Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2= (0.1$)^2= 0.01$= 1cHere $ means dollars and c means cents.

: #Laughs One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

: #Laughs |A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house.

: #Laughs Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people.

: #Laughs Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!

: #Laughs What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !

: #Laughs |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?" Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was

: #Laughs What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.

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