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: #Laughs Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest...Just before you flunk a test.There is nothing new...under a rock.A journey of a thousand miles begins with...a private jet.A committee of three...gets things done when they are no

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: #Laughs There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for t

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: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

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: #Laughs Here's a gross one:What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their beef between 9 year old buns.

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: #Laughs A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port: "I have missed you so much and I can't wait

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: #Laughs Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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: #Laughs |What do frogs drink?Hot croako!

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: #Laughs What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !

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: #Laughs "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

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: #Laughs The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the doorway.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.Son: But I want to learn to swim?

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: #Laughs What's another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.

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: #Laughs Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

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: #Laughs Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you havefamily problems? Listen to my situation: A fewyears ago I met a young widow with a grown-updaughter and we got married.

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: #Laughs What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !

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: #Laughs "Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions," said the father.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!

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: #Laughs Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest...Just before you flunk a test.There is nothing new...under a rock.A journey of a thousand miles begins with...a private jet.A committee of three...gets things done when they are no

: #Laughs There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for t

: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

: #Laughs Here's a gross one:What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their beef between 9 year old buns.

: #Laughs A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port: "I have missed you so much and I can't wait

: #Laughs Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

: #Laughs |What do frogs drink?Hot croako!

: #Laughs .....

: #Laughs What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !

: #Laughs "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

: #Laughs The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the doorway.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.Son: But I want to learn to swim?

: #Laughs What's another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.

: #Laughs Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

: #Laughs Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you havefamily problems? Listen to my situation: A fewyears ago I met a young widow with a grown-updaughter and we got married.

: #Laughs What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !

: #Laughs "Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions," said the father.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!

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