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: #Laughs A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus CAN'T play' The people in the bar look around, and someone fetches out an old guitar.

: #Laughs A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green. The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany. When she said yes the doctor said "Well tell him h

: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm cushions soft and niceFor grocery bags where I can hideJust like a tiger croucched insideI pray for gourmet kitty snacksand someone nice to scratch

: #Laughs A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.After careful consideration he decided a good gift would be a pair of gloves.Accompanied by his s

: #Laughs |Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?A: Blow in her ear.Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressur

: #Laughs Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

: #Laughs These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproof plan.

: #Laughs A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs.

: #Laughs HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
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