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: #Laughs One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class"What part of your body do you think goes up to heaven first?"Two children rose their hand.

: #Laughs Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

: #Laughs Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell HoneychildPolygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: new company will be called Poly Warner Cracke

: #Laughs One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather.

: #Laughs Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives a car?A: Cause she blows the horn!

: #Laughs What's the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat at 40 mph.

: #Laughs |I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.

: #Laughs |The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment.

: #Laughs A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close."Oh, no, it's my husband!"The man says, "Where's your back door?""We don't have a back door" says the woman.The man then asks, "
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