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: #Laughs Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ? Pupil: Eighty

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: #Laughs |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.

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: #Laughs |(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fifteen minutes into Aer Lingus Flight EI109 from Madrid to Dublin the Plane encounters a serious problem with the Instrument landing systems.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles.

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: #Laughs A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms.

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: #Laughs So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?"The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe.

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: #Laughs What's the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart!

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day

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: #Laughs |Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots haven't seen the joke yet.

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: #Laughs Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !

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: #Laughs Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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: #Laughs Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.

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: #Laughs Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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: #Laughs On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait.""But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now.""Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs.""Listen, I'm pretty desperate.

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: #Laughs Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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: #Laughs Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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: #Laughs Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.

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: #Laughs One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation.

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: #Laughs Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ? Pupil: Eighty

: #Laughs |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.

: #Laughs |(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fifteen minutes into Aer Lingus Flight EI109 from Madrid to Dublin the Plane encounters a serious problem with the Instrument landing systems.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles.

: #Laughs A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms.

: #Laughs So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?"The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe.

: #Laughs What's the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart!

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day

: #Laughs |Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots haven't seen the joke yet.

: #Laughs Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !

: #Laughs Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

: #Laughs Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.

: #Laughs Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

: #Laughs On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait.""But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now.""Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs.""Listen, I'm pretty desperate.

: #Laughs Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

: #Laughs Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

: #Laughs Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.

: #Laughs One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation.

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