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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!

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: #Laughs She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't !

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: #Laughs What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun rolling down a hill.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.

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: #Laughs As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is

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: #Laughs What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

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: #Laughs Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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: #Laughs A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'

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: #Laughs I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew.

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: #Laughs What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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: #Laughs Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check.

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: #Laughs One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a

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: #Laughs Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !

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: #Laughs Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such calls to kindergarten teachers.He'll find a lonely telephone booth, dial the number of a teacher, and exclaim - "Is this Mrs.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.

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: #Laughs "Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs"10.

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: #Laughs Why God Doesn't Have a PhD:1.

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!

: #Laughs She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't !

: #Laughs What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun rolling down a hill.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is

: #Laughs What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

: #Laughs Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

: #Laughs A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'

: #Laughs I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew.

: #Laughs What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

: #Laughs Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check.

: #Laughs One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a

: #Laughs Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !

: #Laughs Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such calls to kindergarten teachers.He'll find a lonely telephone booth, dial the number of a teacher, and exclaim - "Is this Mrs.

: #Laughs Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.

: #Laughs "Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs"10.

: #Laughs Why God Doesn't Have a PhD:1.

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