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: #Laughs This is a passenger announcement.

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: #Laughs What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!

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: #Laughs If Cray made toasters...They would cost million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world, at leastfor a couple of years.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is .

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: #Laughs Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.

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: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught break

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: #Laughs An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland.

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: #Laughs Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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: #Laughs What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit.

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: #Laughs Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen.

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: #Laughs What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.

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: #Laughs Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

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: #Laughs A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "N

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: #Laughs How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!

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: #Laughs The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5) Inflatable dart board 6) A dictionary index 7) Ejector seat in a helicopter 8) Powdered water 9) Pedal-power

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.

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: #Laughs A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify.

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: #Laughs How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!

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: #Laughs This is a passenger announcement.

: #Laughs What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!

: #Laughs If Cray made toasters...They would cost million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world, at leastfor a couple of years.

: #Laughs Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is .

: #Laughs Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.

: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught break

: #Laughs An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland.

: #Laughs Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

: #Laughs What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit.

: #Laughs Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen.

: #Laughs What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.

: #Laughs Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

: #Laughs A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "N

: #Laughs How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!

: #Laughs The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5) Inflatable dart board 6) A dictionary index 7) Ejector seat in a helicopter 8) Powdered water 9) Pedal-power

: #Laughs How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.

: #Laughs A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify.

: #Laughs How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!

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