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: #Laughs Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.At 38 - She tells

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: #Laughs Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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: #Laughs Science definitions from Kids...H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and

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: #Laughs Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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: #Laughs |A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.

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: #Laughs What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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: #Laughs I have got a drinking problem....

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: #Laughs Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

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: #Laughs What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !

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: #Laughs Windows-A danger zone for Fido.

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

: #Laughs What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.At 38 - She tells

: #Laughs Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup.

: #Laughs Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

: #Laughs Science definitions from Kids...H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and

: #Laughs Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time.

: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

: #Laughs |A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.

: #Laughs What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!

: #Laughs Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

: #Laughs I have got a drinking problem....

: #Laughs Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

: #Laughs What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !

: #Laughs Windows-A danger zone for Fido.

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