Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the frontof his head, it?s because he?s a great thinker.Also, when a man is bald at the back of his head, it?sbecause he?s sexy.Unfortuna

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:"Zelda, you've always been by my side""When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side""When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side""When I had my second heart attack at 65; y

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car in the girl's driveway.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through the midwest, when they were caughtbetween towns during a driving snow storm.The further they went, the worse conditions got, and they finallyslid o

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Once a couple were on vacation.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her Hug her Send her flowers Wine and dine her Listen to her Care for her Hold her Support herHow to Impress a Man:Show up naked.....

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip, either.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !

: #Laughs What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!

: #Laughs As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the frontof his head, it?s because he?s a great thinker.Also, when a man is bald at the back of his head, it?sbecause he?s sexy.Unfortuna

: #Laughs Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:"Zelda, you've always been by my side""When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side""When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side""When I had my second heart attack at 65; y

: #Laughs The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.

: #Laughs Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!

: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!

: #Laughs Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

: #Laughs One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car in the girl's driveway.

: #Laughs What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !

: #Laughs One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

: #Laughs Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.

: #Laughs What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !

: #Laughs It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through the midwest, when they were caughtbetween towns during a driving snow storm.The further they went, the worse conditions got, and they finallyslid o

: #Laughs Once a couple were on vacation.

: #Laughs How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course.

: #Laughs Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

: #Laughs How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her Hug her Send her flowers Wine and dine her Listen to her Care for her Hold her Support herHow to Impress a Man:Show up naked.....

: #Laughs Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip, either.

: #Laughs A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight.

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme