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: #Laughs Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the bartender, "Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!"And the bartender is like "Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY sell Coors here!" And the man is like "But I have to drink something OTHER than Coors!!See,

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: #Laughs In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."In a non-smoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will as

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: #Laughs He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her.

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: #Laughs "I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.

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: #Laughs One day at the entrance to heaven, St.

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: #Laughs Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and he throws the gernade out and jumps.

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: #Laughs Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu.

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: #Laughs |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

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: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

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: #Laughs Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !

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: #Laughs At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other.

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: #Laughs A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

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: #Laughs What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, 'Clean Washroom'? He cleaned it!

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: #Laughs your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!

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: #Laughs A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow."Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed litt

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: #Laughs Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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: #Laughs |An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub.

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: #Laughs Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the bartender, "Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!"And the bartender is like "Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY sell Coors here!" And the man is like "But I have to drink something OTHER than Coors!!See,

: #Laughs In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."In a non-smoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will as

: #Laughs He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her.

: #Laughs "I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist.

: #Laughs What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.

: #Laughs One day at the entrance to heaven, St.

: #Laughs Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and he throws the gernade out and jumps.

: #Laughs Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu.

: #Laughs |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

: #Laughs Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him.

: #Laughs What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !

: #Laughs At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other.

: #Laughs A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

: #Laughs What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, 'Clean Washroom'? He cleaned it!

: #Laughs your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

: #Laughs Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!

: #Laughs A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow."Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed litt

: #Laughs Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

: #Laughs |An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub.

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