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: #Laughs Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously.

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: #Laughs Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n.

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: #Laughs A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical.

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: #Laughs With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion.

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: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous ko

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: #Laughs The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a

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: #Laughs The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern."Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day.""Really, Father?" slurred Paddy.

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: #Laughs This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!

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: #Laughs MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman.

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: #Laughs What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !

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: #Laughs The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!

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: #Laughs Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!

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: #Laughs What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit's Dick

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: #Laughs |A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what the

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: #Laughs Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time.

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: #Laughs How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.

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: #Laughs Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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: #Laughs A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

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: #Laughs Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously.

: #Laughs Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n.

: #Laughs A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical.

: #Laughs With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion.

: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous ko

: #Laughs The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a

: #Laughs The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern."Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day.""Really, Father?" slurred Paddy.

: #Laughs This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!

: #Laughs MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman.

: #Laughs What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !

: #Laughs The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!

: #Laughs Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!

: #Laughs What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit's Dick

: #Laughs |A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what the

: #Laughs Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time.

: #Laughs How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.

: #Laughs Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

: #Laughs A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

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