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: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink ?"

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: #Laughs When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!

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: #Laughs What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.

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: #Laughs Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind.

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: #Laughs Less than half the cars you own run.

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: #Laughs Confucius Say...Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.Better to be pissed off than pissed on.He who walk through airport door sideways go

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: #Laughs Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target.

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: #Laughs Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!

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: #Laughs I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think you should live for the moment.

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: #Laughs How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.

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: #Laughs It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here? "Sure do," replied the bartender.

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: #Laughs A man walks in for a sale rep job.

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: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are in the United States.

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: #Laughs What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

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: #Laughs Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.

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: #Laughs A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"

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: #Laughs This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed by, she asked one girl what the lineup was for.

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: #Laughs Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish.

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: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink ?"

: #Laughs When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!

: #Laughs What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.

: #Laughs Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind.

: #Laughs Less than half the cars you own run.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Confucius Say...Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.Better to be pissed off than pissed on.He who walk through airport door sideways go

: #Laughs Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target.

: #Laughs Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!

: #Laughs I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think you should live for the moment.

: #Laughs How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.

: #Laughs It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here? "Sure do," replied the bartender.

: #Laughs A man walks in for a sale rep job.

: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are in the United States.

: #Laughs What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

: #Laughs Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.

: #Laughs A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"

: #Laughs This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed by, she asked one girl what the lineup was for.

: #Laughs Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish.

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