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: #Laughs If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !

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: #Laughs A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving.

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: #Laughs What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!

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: #Laughs A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.

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: #Laughs Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!

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: #Laughs What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !

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: #Laughs One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the best programmer.

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: #Laughs |Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you

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: #Laughs Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubber tree...

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: #Laughs Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive

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: #Laughs A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He's asking 2 million dollars ransom in unmarked million dollar bills.

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: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A: One.

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: #Laughs A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.Clem went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet.Clem said, Yup, he'

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: #Laughs Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard.

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: #Laughs Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences.

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: #Laughs Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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: #Laughs Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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: #Laughs Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge.

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: #Laughs If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !

: #Laughs A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving.

: #Laughs What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!

: #Laughs A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.

: #Laughs Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!

: #Laughs What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !

: #Laughs One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the best programmer.

: #Laughs |Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you

: #Laughs Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubber tree...

: #Laughs Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive

: #Laughs A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men

: #Laughs Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He's asking 2 million dollars ransom in unmarked million dollar bills.

: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A: One.

: #Laughs A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.Clem went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet.Clem said, Yup, he'

: #Laughs Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard.

: #Laughs Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences.

: #Laughs Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

: #Laughs Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.

: #Laughs Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge.

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