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: #Laughs After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying.

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: #Laughs |Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15.

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: #Laughs |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve.The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they look good, he check

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: #Laughs Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

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: #Laughs The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !

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: #Laughs My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"

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: #Laughs The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting.

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: #Laughs And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy.

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: #Laughs |The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current job and what will become of you.The boss appears at your cubicle and finds you playing DOOM at your desk, you...

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: #Laughs Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !

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: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn.I hope the dog that's running free, Doesn't see that little part of me, Many precautions I must take, To keep this part I love to

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: #Laughs Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Paul readily agre

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: #Laughs An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania.

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: #Laughs A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live.

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: #Laughs Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.

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: #Laughs Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!

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: #Laughs After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying.

: #Laughs |Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15.

: #Laughs |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve.The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they look good, he check

: #Laughs Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

: #Laughs The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !

: #Laughs My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"

: #Laughs The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting.

: #Laughs And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy.

: #Laughs |The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current job and what will become of you.The boss appears at your cubicle and finds you playing DOOM at your desk, you...

: #Laughs Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !

: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn.I hope the dog that's running free, Doesn't see that little part of me, Many precautions I must take, To keep this part I love to

: #Laughs Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Paul readily agre

: #Laughs An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania.

: #Laughs A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live.

: #Laughs Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.

: #Laughs Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!

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