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: #Laughs The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe.

: #Laughs A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game".

: #Laughs |What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

: #Laughs Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don'tthink they're jokes!

: #Laughs One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband and wife to be hard-of-hearing...

: #Laughs If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q.

: #Laughs At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

: #Laughs Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
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