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: #Laughs Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.

: #Laughs It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates.Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consultswith astrologists.

: #Laughs "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this

: #Laughs A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free.

: #Laughs A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.

: #Laughs What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? "look Ma', no hands"

: #Laughs Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.

: #Laughs Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

: #Laughs A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."You're extinct," he said.

: #Laughs A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump.

: #Laughs |A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!
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