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: #Laughs |A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping.

: #Laughs |Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life?A: Just one, the moulting season!Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come!Q: Why i

: #Laughs Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.

: #Laughs You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turned off the fireplace"!!!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.

: #Laughs After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

: #Laughs Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.When asked his occupation, Sven looked the lady in the eye and said "Panty stitcher.

: #Laughs |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?"Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge.

: #Laughs Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

: #Laughs A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to "Make out Mountain" to try to catch some couples in the act. When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a couple sat, and was surprised to see the man was reading and

: #Laughs Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic."Why?" asks the father."The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'""But that's right!""Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"His father asks, "What's the fucking difference?"
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