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: #Laughs Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.

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: #Laughs What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !

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: #Laughs How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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: #Laughs A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question.

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: #Laughs A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod red-handed !

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: #Laughs As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess.

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: #Laughs Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!

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: #Laughs Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?I think that's how dog

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: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

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: #Laughs As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?" "Yeah," the guy replied.

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: #Laughs |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean.

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: #Laughs Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions.

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: #Laughs |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th symphony.However, it being quite hot, the players were working up quite a sweat, until a neighbor let them use the ventilators in her house.However, the wind from these ventilators

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: #Laughs What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny tried out for the school play.

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: #Laughs Q.

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: #Laughs What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.

: #Laughs What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !

: #Laughs How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

: #Laughs A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question.

: #Laughs A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod red-handed !

: #Laughs As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess.

: #Laughs Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time.

: #Laughs Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!

: #Laughs Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?I think that's how dog

: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

: #Laughs As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?" "Yeah," the guy replied.

: #Laughs |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean.

: #Laughs Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions.

: #Laughs |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th symphony.However, it being quite hot, the players were working up quite a sweat, until a neighbor let them use the ventilators in her house.However, the wind from these ventilators

: #Laughs What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.

: #Laughs Little Johnny tried out for the school play.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !

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