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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings.

: #Laughs Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue."The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern.""Sure Pa, I know." the boy said.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.

: #Laughs When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.A police spokesman said

: #Laughs Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to change the things I cannot accept,And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those peopleI had to kill today because they pissed me off.And, help me to

: #Laughs |Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?A: Tell her a joke on Wedn

: #Laughs |Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a bit on the warm side, the wake was held down to only two days, so his mortal remains wouldn't take a bad turn.

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
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