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: #Laughs The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?""The artwork," says Robert."Very good.

: #Laughs On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky, you cow!"The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot

: #Laughs Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day.

: #Laughs [To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines.

: #Laughs Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my roommate asked me if he could use my coffee maker.

: #Laughs Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

: #Laughs A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr.

: #Laughs An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?""Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from!"

: #Laughs Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!

: #Laughs The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-making session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm ?" She looked him rite in the eye and said, "You're never home !"
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