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: #Laughs A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!

: #Laughs America's oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head.

: #Laughs With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housec

: #Laughs An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes.

: #Laughs Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

: #Laughs Radar: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."Pilot: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?"Radar: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?"

: #Laughs At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that
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