Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.I thought my window wa

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs 5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the same as yours."Santa's helper blows his cover when he says, "Well, hello, Harold!"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six...

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?...Three in front and three in back...

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Eric's room.Rushing to his side, we found him crying hysterically.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The Joys of Hitch-hiking by Marsha Long

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn't the White House have any club soda?

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.I thought my window wa

: #Laughs 5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the same as yours."Santa's helper blows his cover when he says, "Well, hello, Harold!"

: #Laughs Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

: #Laughs What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.

: #Laughs Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!

: #Laughs Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

: #Laughs How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six...

: #Laughs A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.

: #Laughs Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

: #Laughs How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?...Three in front and three in back...

: #Laughs Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm.

: #Laughs My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Eric's room.Rushing to his side, we found him crying hysterically.

: #Laughs What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !

: #Laughs A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck.

: #Laughs The Joys of Hitch-hiking by Marsha Long

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"

: #Laughs Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

: #Laughs Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn't the White House have any club soda?

: #Laughs What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.

: #Laughs My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme