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: #Laughs |Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill.

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: #Laughs What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!

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: #Laughs Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy.

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: #Laughs A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

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: #Laughs "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar ." "Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend.

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: #Laughs Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress.

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: #Laughs A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion.

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: #Laughs What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!

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: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

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: #Laughs A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor.

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: #Laughs Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.

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: #Laughs The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.

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: #Laughs How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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: #Laughs A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on afairly regular basis.

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: #Laughs There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, here's the answer: It's simple.

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: #Laughs Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.

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: #Laughs What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!

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: #Laughs What is It? Bush has a short one.

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: #Laughs Howard had felt guilty all day long.

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: #Laughs |Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill.

: #Laughs What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!

: #Laughs Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy.

: #Laughs A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

: #Laughs "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar ." "Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend.

: #Laughs Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress.

: #Laughs A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion.

: #Laughs What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!

: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

: #Laughs A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor.

: #Laughs Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.

: #Laughs The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.

: #Laughs How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

: #Laughs A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on afairly regular basis.

: #Laughs There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, here's the answer: It's simple.

: #Laughs Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.

: #Laughs What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!

: #Laughs What is It? Bush has a short one.

: #Laughs Howard had felt guilty all day long.

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